fromdarzaitoleeza:

Sue zhao/Ryan O'Connell

yesterdaysprint:

The Winchester Star, Kansas, August 1, 1930

queerbit:

escuerzoresucitado:

prohaloplayer:

reddit is dying twitter is dying tumblr is next as people move over here in response and the corporate side of the company starts drooling at the prospect of EVEN MORE MONEY so they make staff change the website to be shittier and more like the dying websites. whats next? fireside gathering at my house where we pass the posting stick around that indicates youre allowed to make a post with words that come out of your mouth

fullyautomatic:

Yes babygirl you’re a very handsome young man

girlfoxcock:

Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now

paxamericana:

it’s so cool how the search function on every website, a technology that was essentially perfected over a decade ago, is borderline unusable now

ayoedebiris:

@lgbtqcreators​ creator meme: [5/8] lgbtq+ celebs
“I had to free my own mind of what, at that time, what I felt like masculine adrogynous energy looks like. I was living in my own binary, and I was like there’s no way that I can be androgynous with bigger boobs now. How I feel inside is the thing that I needed to work through.” — JANELLEMONÁE

senatortedcruz:

They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved

greelin:

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

kommunistkaitou:

Couples are always hiring me to stand next to their fake electric fireplaces and pop my knuckles, knees, hips, etc to simulate the sound of a real log burning. They can enjoy a few romantic nights this way but inevitably one or both of them develops an insatiable lust for my hypermobile and easily-injured joints and their relationship falls apart

haunteddollsgeorg:

kleefkruid:

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under “no experience needed” and “no degrees needed” and it gave me a job opening for ‘dentist’. Like sure I’ll have a go, give me the pliers

I once saw a registered nurse position listed by Denny’s

alleycatboy:

if cats don’t want to be carried like babies then maybe they should’ve thought about that before deciding to be baby shaped

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